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domingo, janeiro 29, 2006



The Redneck Sex Quiz

1)A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False]

2)Asphalt describes a rectal problem. [True] or [False]

3)Spread eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False]

4)Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack [True] or [False]

5)The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False]

6)A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False]

7)Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False]

8)Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False]

9)Testicles are found on an octopus. [True] or [False]

10)Kotex is a radio station in Texas. [True] or [False]

11)Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False]

12)Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False]

13)Fetus was a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False]

14)A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False]

15)An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False]

16)A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False]

17)A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False]

18)An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False]

19)A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False]

20)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False]

21)A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False]

22)Sodomy is the science of growing grass. [True] or [False]

23)Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False]

24)Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False]

25)Douche is the French word for twelve. [True] or [False]

SCORE YOUR TEST...........

All of the answers are FALSE.

25 correct--Congratulations! You are not a redneck.

20-24 correct--Your grandmother is from West Virginia.

15-19 correct--You have briefly considered dating a family member.

10-14 correct--You qualify as a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.

5-9 correct--You are from West Virginia.

1-4 correct--Your mom and dad are also your aunt and uncle.