The Redneck Sex Quiz
1)A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False]
2)Asphalt describes a rectal problem. [True] or [False]
3)Spread eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False]
4)Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack [True] or [False]
5)The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False]
6)A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False]
7)Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False]
8)Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False]
9)Testicles are found on an octopus. [True] or [False]
10)Kotex is a radio station in Texas. [True] or [False]
11)Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False]
12)Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False]
13)Fetus was a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False]
14)A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False]
15)An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False]
16)A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False]
17)A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False]
18)An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False]
19)A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False]
20)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False]
21)A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False]
22)Sodomy is the science of growing grass. [True] or [False]
23)Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False]
24)Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False]
25)Douche is the French word for twelve. [True] or [False]
SCORE YOUR TEST...........
All of the answers are FALSE.
25 correct--Congratulations! You are not a redneck.
20-24 correct--Your grandmother is from West Virginia.
15-19 correct--You have briefly considered dating a family member.
10-14 correct--You qualify as a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.
5-9 correct--You are from West Virginia.
1-4 correct--Your mom and dad are also your aunt and uncle.
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